Love this very much so here are a few Pick UP lines… for you to use…However, I highly recommend YOU, watching this Video… it’s a scream……which means it’s funny…
Just Bloody well watch it…god damn it!!!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
I have amnesia, do I come here often?
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..
Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
You make me wish I wasn’t gay.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Because Jean-Claude Van Damme, you’re sexy!
I’m new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?
Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!
Are you wearing space pants?
Because that butt is out of this world.
Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.
But, wait there is more
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You wanna know the best thing in my life?
It’s the first word of this sentence.
If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart?
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Where do you hide your halo?
You’re pretty and I’m cute.
Together we’d be pretty cute.
You look familiar – did we have class together?
I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You’re like a dictionary.
You add meaning to my life.
If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’ll see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I’d be holding a galaxy.
Do you have a Bandaid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your body from McDonald’s?
Because I’m lovin’ it.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
There’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’ll give you a kiss.
If you don’t like it, you can return it.