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The 10 kinds of Men’s Mamouth Members… women love


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There are different kinds of dicks and they provide women with different levels of pleasure,

Not all penises are the same, and not all of the pleasure a woman the same way.

There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.

Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.

1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the penis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go unless you go all the way with the guy.

At first, it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length aren’t any different.giphy (5).gif

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your clitoris, and even your G-spot, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This penis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this penis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This dick is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your G-spot.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.

6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.

7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of penises. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.

8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making sex painful. A woman on top and spooning are good positions.

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9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable penis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.

10 The Angry Wrestler. This penis seems angry when erect because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Why women love your penis just the way it is

It is a known fact that men are weirdly obsessed with their penises. They worry about the size, shape and even girth.

We have news for you: if your woman keeps coming back for more, even though you find your penis unappealing, it might be because she loves it for the reasons below.

MensHealth presents the hidden benefits of the ‘imperfect’ penis below;

Penis Predicament: Too Smallgiphy (1)

The Advantage: There are two positives to having a small dick. One, it may make anal easier on her. And two, it can make her more enthusiastic about oral sex.

“I love anal, but I’ll only have anal with small guys because I’m not a freaking masochist,” says Michele, 37.

And small wieners are easier to fellate. “Giving a normal size penis a blow job is hard on your neck, jaw, and lips,” adds Michele. “But I can go down on my small guy for as long as it takes.”

Penis Predicament: Too Thick

The Advantage: Your massive man-meat may intimidate her at first. But if you spend enough time in foreplay, not only can you fit, but you may actually feel better to her.

Girth is perhaps the most important part of the penis when it comes to pleasure in women. More girth leads to more vaginal satisfaction, as the extra girth increases pressure on the vagina walls.

Amy, 34, couldn’t agree more. “The first time I saw my boyfriend’s penis—it was like water-bottle thick—I said, ‘No way is that going inside me,’” she says. “Then once we eased it in, it was the best feeling ever.”

the ‘O’shot for women- Increases Sexual Response AND… for MEN the “P”shot!!


Just in case you are wondering what that is.. it “Jump Starts a Vagina”, gives life back to your loins…. sounds intesting, not that I require it atm but, something to think about later… or perhaps put it this way… Imagine Vagina on Roids.. wow lol

The O Shot is an all-natural, painless non-surgical procedure that can rejuvenate and revitalize vaginal and clitoral function, giving you dramatically improved sensitivity and significantly enhance your sex life.
Many women lose urine while coughing, laughing, sneezing or exercising. It can be an embarrassing and frustrating problem. Because the O Shot procedure offers rejuvenating capabilities, there is help available without the need for invasive surgery.

Ideal candidates for the O shot procedure are women who seek:

  • Stronger Orgasms
  • Increased Sexual Desire
  • Increased Natural Lubrication
  • Decreased Urinary Incontinence
  • More Orgasms

The injection to the O-Spot® rejuvenates the vaginal tissue to enhance sexual response and cure urinary incontinence.

Genital Tissue Rejuvenation by O-Shot® Australia

The O-Shot® augments and rejuvenates the G-Spot, clitoris and labia.

The O-Shot® Procedure is well-known in the United States for helping intergenerational women of all ages and backgrounds.

The O-Shot® procedure is a simple, nonsurgical, physician-administered treatment. It takes very little time and does not require ongoing medication.

If The O-Shot® procedure is available for women surely there must be a similar procedure for men?

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There certainly is and it is called the P-Shot® (Priapus Shot after the Greek God of fertility).

The procedure is also performed by a trained and qualified medical practitioner and it is just as quick and relatively painless as The O-Shot® procedure.

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So, if the P-Shot® does what it should, then using it on the penis should result in all of the following:

 

  • Immediately larger
  • Strengthen the penis
  • Straighten the penis
  • Increase circulation within the penis for a healthier organ
  • Make other therapies work better (if you still need Viagra or Cialis, then it will work better for you)
  • Increase sensation and pleasure (helps correct the damage from diabetes)
  • Proven to work in multiple studies
  • Increase size by design (Can place more in base or in the head or wherever makes for best result)
  • No allergic reactions (using your own body’s fluids)
  • No lumpiness
  • Minimal pain (no burning from the PRFM since it’s from your own body)

Remember, both the O-Shot® procedure and the P-Shot® procedure are performed by a trained medical professional so you can be comfortable that you are getting informed, professional advice and care.

 

 

A Depressed Vagina…


No sex?

Be aware of vaginal atrophy, I knew my Vagina was suffering something 🙂

Well, I think I should use it and abuse it in a way that it will say thank you.. so, if you do not use it… well, you might end up loosing it… and that would not be a good think now would it… An Angry Vagina lol…

Keep reading…

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If you think only men ‘need’ sex, listen to this: if a woman doesn’t use her vagina, she should be aware of the facts that it can not only causes vaginal atrophy, but also an depressed vagina .

We can here you thinking ‘a depressed vagina’, seriously?

  • The answer is yes, seriously.
  • The vagina basically wastes away, causing severe medical issues.

“A healthy sex life is therefore very  important for us, women, whether it is with a partner or with ourselves, says Louise Mazanti.

Always invest in a GOOD VIBRATOR or your Vagina may turn a bit dry………… go figure…

“And use them, because it is about using massage and touching the vagina wall so that the blood flows and the elasticity stays.

Two times depressed

When the cells in a vaginal wall don’t get enough blood flow (by getting aroused) there is also not enough oxygen in the cells.

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If my Vagina was a Alien this is what it would look like

This causes the problem that the cells can’t eliminate waste and toxins from the tissue.

This buildup of toxin prevents vital nutrients from getting to the cells, which all can lead to a thinner vagina wall, thus vaginal atrophy, in medical terms vulvodynia (Depressed Vagina Syndrome).

Which can be a very painful thing.
Also not having sex can cause depression because women can start doubting about their own sexual appeal.
According to ‘the Sun’ US research shows that more than 25 percent of women at some point in their lives will experience vulvodynia.

More than eight per cent will suffer it at any moment.

The symptoms of vaginal atrophy

  • Itching and burning without any sign of an infection or skin condition
  • Difficulty peeing or urgency to pee
  • Pain triggered by touch (having sex, putting a tampon in)
  • Incontinence
  • Pain during and or light bleeding after sex
  • Dryness and discomfort during sex

Women at risk of vaginal atrophy

  • Are going through or have been through menopause.
  • In this period the body produces less estrogen which effects on the vaginal wall (getting dryer and thinner).
  • Having no sex
  • Had treatment for breast cancer, especially those women who had hormone treatments /
  • Women who are smokers
  • Women who have never had a vaginal birth

Treatment of vaginal atropy

  • Use the vagina. Have sex. One way or another.
  • Vaginal moisturizers and lubricants can help to treat dryness.
  • They also help to improve your sex life.
  • Get diagnosed and rule out other medical issues such as vulval cancer.
  • When nothing helps, see a doctor and ask for estrogen therapy.
  • Use cotton underware.
  • Avoid scented hygiene products to clean your vagina, included soap.
  • Get physiotherapy and councelling because living with constant pain can be stressful.

Beautiful Quotes….


I have borrowed these from a great Blogger link below to the person who inspired most of these quotes…life-quotes-inspiration-i-just-want-friendship-we-have-something-so-special-and-both-be-through-so-muc

Truth

“Never ruin someone’s life with a lie, when your world can be destroyed with the truth.”

Tell them…

“If you love someone, tell them. Because hearts are broken by the words unspoken.” 

Enjoying sex…

“Enjoying sex doesn’t make you a whore, just like being a virgin doesn’t make you saint.” 

A good man…

“Allow a good man to ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.” 

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“God created sex. Priests created marriage.”
– Voltaire

Lay me down…

Lay me down,
get ready to play,
clear your calendar,
to make love all day.

Start with kisses,
touch me low,
caress me tight,
as we take it slow.

Cat fight

 

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln6dd056fa77d441b87e2deffa867f35ef.jpg

Master Your Passions

 

 

 

“The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.” – Lord Tennyson Alfred

Out Standing right?


Here this beautiful man … A piece of ART in fact.. no face.. but, I would say hands down this face would be beautiful all the same..

So, apart from me and only me… that likes to comment on ART… would you NOT agree has a rather nice I dunno, hmmm, shape, form, muscular?

B O D Y

Would you think he perhaps needs I dunno…… company???
In the shower I mean?????

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Apart from a few dirty areas.. I would say… if given a gift obviously to ME and ME .. I would be willing to share this fellow with boy or girl mainly girl…..these days.. why because no other person on this earth knows how to clean anything… so ladies…

I really appreciate it if anyone would like to comment on this rather dirty man that I am happy to share him with……… to clean him ..??????

LOL (sorry I am laughing here…)

I enlarged the picture so hopefully we have women that will comment on this big strong and mainly dirty man that really needs a good scrub!!!

Anyone????? wanna join me????

 

Competition time to Challenge those that think they can do this…….. more to come later….GRAND PRIZE TO THE WINNER!!!


Hey Candii here,

Competition Time……

I have a Challenge for those who think they are worthy of entering this COMPETITION, this is based on your deepest, hidden, secret, no-one has ever heard this spill from your lips Ever!

More to come… So, get your pen’s out …. I want to hear……. TBC… more to come about this competition… you must be over the age of 21 years.

Are you interested in what I have in mind for those who wish to be part of this Competition, and yes, there is a prize Gift for you.

So, firstly this is OPEN to ALL, so no-one on apart from those who are under the age of 21 years of age, which I believe should be older enough to do this.

What do you think I am wanting from those who wish to take up this challenge and win a gift to the value of $200.00

The WINNER will recieve a GRAND PRIZE, that you will all love so it doesn’t matter if you are a girl, boy, both, none, this prize will be perfect for the one who takes up this challenge and wins First Prise, there are clauses to this competition I do have to have over 25 people to send me what is going to be the most exciting Competition that you will want to enter…

So, watch this space and I will tell you later during the week what you will have to do..

Grand Prize is to be Confirmed… later..

More to come with this Competition later……… Candii xxx

The clauses are:

  • You must be over the age of 21
  • You have a flare to writing well
  • Must understand this site is for those that look out of the box
  • Only those that are worthy will be put into a draw to win the Grand Prize
  • Please only those that are interested in hearing more add your details below
  • Only those that have a KINK level of Sexual only apply
  • Do you want to win a Prize over the value of $250?
  • This isn’t going to be easy… however, that is the thing nothing is EASY, now is it?

Only those that think they can please put your details below this Competition is only valid if I recieve over 30 people, that send me a submission of interest..

Are you worthy of being The First Candii Clubs, VIXON, DOM, Master, Slave, Submissive, Kinksters, Swingers couples, this is all to cum…

So, please share this to your friends facebook pages and word press pages… and if you are not in it… then you will not WIN IT…… TBC on Friday for more information……….

 

What would you say on a dating site…


Perhaps I would say this…..or would I????

Although we are new we are not new if that makes sense, to this scene without going on about us as a couple I wanted to share with you a few things about me.

I am a very open fun and at times to some a little crazy, however, that is me, I have always been like this since time began…   I do drive my husband nuts, however, that is my observation of me, not of what he thinks of me…

If I do then he will tell you, and I will probably tell him to go for a flying leap of the next cliff (lovingly of course)

Why are we on here… hmm, interesting question… I really had no idea this was place was so bloody open… never heard of so many men wanting (xxx) with married couples???

…that was a shock to me… to be perfectly honest… to think I had thought we as a couple would be unique and to find out …. There is millions of you everywhere… where have I been?

I said, to my husband the other day, to be a “swinger as a man” so easy for you guys, let’s face it, it was your single life!!!

For me swinging isnt my thing nor hubby however, I think men would say those things to stop you from going…ooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhh did you just say that??

How… funny?!

One-night stands… even us girls at times… well, a few for me but, geez, once, twice… shrug…

But, for men… simple Simon… and bang… I remember those days, men just could do this… women however, not so easy!!!

So, here we are.. hubby and I… sigh, well, this is the most honest I have broken down our “intro”, so many times, and I am still doing it…

“To answer your question… we have not had a XXX, yes it interests us, does it? yes, of course it does, silly me, lost my head for a momento….however, for me, I am struggling with it, why?

Because, my wiring is a little different … let’s just leave it there… oh, yes, a lot picky btw…

Perhaps a little old fashioned, nasisitic, passive aggressive, what else can I put…sheeesh… I am sure I will find something…

Call me what you like… crazy, weird, picky, whatever, I am what I am… so be it…..get over it…

Now… if my husband wants to add something well that is up to him………………….the above is me… his painful, loving, stubborn assed wife, winging, moaning, open, crazy, funny, real wife… ME!

How interesting if I did put the above …. just testing the field.. what is out there.. how people tick and what other thing I can add to this platter of latter….

Psst…However, if I had my choice….. you know who I would pick, but, No, means no right ?!

 

Husband it is your turn …………………TBC…

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Now that would be an interesting dating site intro…. however, would I ever really put such things….NEVER…???.

Fran’s thought for today.. Embrace your Life… and Live it…. xxx


Imagine a life that you are so loved and appreciated for who you are it would be perfect right!

Alot of us including me have said alot on here but, I am going to share some fact about what I am about, I love people, love them to bits, I cannot and will not ever understand why people want to be something they are not!

We start our journey when we are born and sometimes it’s bumpy, horrid, happy, amazing, funny, and sometimes there are alot of our past that means so much with amazing memories.

 

However, I seem to see us all dwell on those times that have given us grief but, we seem to forget those other times that makes us “smile, laugh, giggle, roll around on the ground with fits of laughter”, those precious moments with your family, friends, those moments that where amazing, rediculous and darn right shocking!

I believe this, sometimes we see beauty, love, great amazing moments with loved ones but, those times when we feel so damn sad it breaks our hearts, and stops you in your tracks with dispair.

I should know I felt every, bit of them these last few months however, that noise that once was so loud, horrible that made me want to crawl into fetal position on the ground seem like a dim memory thank god!

As time goes on for me I believe that this feeling I used to feel will pass and hopefully with beautiful thoughts of walking forward will be the best times, well that is what I am hoping for.. and why the Hell not!

I wish I could fix everyone and hopefully with time and understanding maybe those few that I come across I will do my best to help them of course we cannot fix the world even though I once thought in my tiny “big ideas franny” head.

I am just a very simple chick with an open heart that cares alot about people and I share things not to shock you more to open your eyes to possibilities that you may never have thought possible or even thought before about.

It’s not that I want you all to go out there and do all those things I write about its more about awareness of what is out there, what could be something possible without those darn labels, rude remarks and slandours comments some people use when they don’t understand something or are afraid to even possibly think is possible.

We all have a right to live our lives the way we want to.. if that means that I like hanging naked upside down with a pink bikini then I will and if I want to share with you pictures I will…

Laughing, which I don’t and probably more likely wont, but, you get what I am saying I hope..hehe, just live your short beautiful life and a happy, smiling, loving and open mind.

Our minds and our hearts are the breath in our souls..

Remember that… our hearts beat, and our souls live forever….

Enjoy every moment… because before you know it .. it will be gone..

 

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